Goodfeathers flock Together

[mrcoffeejones.livejournal.com]

When: Wild Wild Life Plot
Where: Central Park
Who: Ianto Jones mrcoffeejones/OTA

What:

Of all creatures in the zoo that Ianto ended up as, it wasn't the typical animal in the zoo, no wait it was the typical animal in the zoo a dirty disease bag of a pigeon. The Welshman wasn't exactly great at landing on statues so he took to the ground instead.

"I'm sure I can't loose an elephant, tiger, bear and one gigantic ass." Ianto grumbles to himself and he tries to chase off the local park pigeons. "I'm not interested in sex in the park!" The crazy lady who's throwing bread crumbs to him isn't any more endearing than she would be if he was human. "Those crumbs sat in your home for years! I'll die of food poisoning instead of death by alien."

Comments

Since he was catching sparrows in the other thread :D

[ofdrumsthesound.livejournal.com]

It's at that moment that a great big snake (well, big to a pigeon at least) catches the bird next to him.

"Tassty . . ."

RE: Eeep!

[mrcoffeejones.livejournal.com]

The pigeon in him tells him to 'fly'. Ianto's not about to stay on the ground to become dinner. The fact he's hiding from his hungry co-workers is enough trouble it's a hungry snake that makes it worse.

:)

[ofdrumsthesound.livejournal.com]

"Ssmart bird. Mosst pigeons can't even figure that one out.

"Are you a persson, pigeon?"

Re: :)

[mrcoffeejones.livejournal.com]

Ianto lands on a narrow branch it's a bit of a chore but he hangs in there. "A talking snake. I'm only going to guess that you're more than just a snake in the grass."

[ofdrumsthesound.livejournal.com]

"That wasss an incredibly lame joke, but yesss.

"I'm the Masster, who are you?"

[terrorxtrahot.livejournal.com]

"Would you quit complaining Yan," teases one of the pigeons as it hops closer, "I think you look cute, then I always think you look cute so not much change there."

:O

[mrcoffeejones.livejournal.com]

Ianto's not happy and he's trying to avoid the advances from a real pigeon. "Will you just! I'm not interested in you!" He turns around and he then hears his name. There's lots of pigeons in New York, hell they're all over Europe too but none seem to call him 'Yan'.

He turns around to run towards the other pigeon. "Patrick?" The pigeon behind him is still interested in him. "She won't take no for an answer."

*grins*

[terrorxtrahot.livejournal.com]

"Yep it's me," Patrick says fluffing his feathers and hopping in front of his boyfriend/mate sort of to start pecking at the female pigeon's feet. "Oi lady hands off what's mine would ya, this ain't an all you can eat buffet over here," he says letting his natural accent and New Yorker ways take over.

The female coos angrily at him and Patrick spreads his wings. "Touch him and I'll peck ya into next week."

Re: *grins*

[mrcoffeejones.livejournal.com]

The other pigeon is going to insist that the Ianto pigeon this must be one badly fed pigeon who chases after Patrick. It doesn't take long until another pigeon who's interested in the girl to chase after Patrick and Ianto.

Ianto runs. "So this is the life of a pigeon? I was expecting it was involving statues and crapping on pedestrians." His feet are pecked at by one of the other birds in the park and he ruffles his feathers to chase them back. "Jack's somewhere in the zoo. I was not about to end up lunch for a hungry tiger."

Things couldn't get worse no they get really worse when there's SQAUWK loud enough to cause the local pigeons to take flight. And, there flying overhead is Myfawny who's out and looking for lunch.

[terrorxtrahot.livejournal.com]

"Yes being a rat with wings is so glamorous," Patrick snarks as he dashes to catch up, "and a tiger almost ate you? Great who was it, the Meta Master again...woa....watch the beak buddy."

Patrick gives out the pigeon version of a yelp as one of the real male pigeons tries to go for his eyes. Then he hears the sqauwk. "Oh no....no...no," Patrick grumbles.

[mrcoffeejones.livejournal.com]

"Our co-workers have teeth and claws. Owen's just an ass." Ianto's running from the other pigeons and then there's a pull of his tail from one of the real males. "Oi! I'm not a real pigeon! I don't think they understand English that well."

When the pigeons fly and then he sees the reason why. "Shit!" This is one of those shit moments and of course the pigeon body opted to let one go. Ianto's not worried about embarrassment. "Do we run or do we well fly? Fly!" Ianto begins to run off and he considers flying with the rest of the flock until he sees a bunch of feathers fall to the ground. "Pigeon is a favorite of hers and we're like potato chips in a sense to her."

Flying sounds good right now and Ianto takes to the air. "We're flying!" Ianto takes to the air and Myfanwy is on to the two lonely pigeons. This is going to be hairy as she gears to chase the low flying pigeon.

Because she just has to ;)

[x-terror-girl.livejournal.com]

Angie isn't flying, or keeping up with the flock. That is no way to stay alive. She knows that from all those years of running and hiding. You know what keeps you alive. Staying in a tree, undercover is her plan of action until she sees someone she can trust.

But then there's the two pigeons with familiar voice. "Jesus..." the white pigeon coos in a way that manages to sound sarcastic. Angie watches the two other birds try and out fly a damned dinosaur. She's got half a mind to just let them get gobbled up but...no. Patrick is Danny's father, and Ianto isn't a total asshole.

"Hey stupids!" Angie hops from her hiding spot so she can be seen by the other birds. "Ya know ya ain't gonna be able to out fly that thing, don'tcha?

Of course!

[terrorxtrahot.livejournal.com]

"Then what do you suggest oh lovely princess rat with wings," snarks Patrick as he makes a turn and beelines for the tree. "We are bein' chased by a freaking dinosaur over here."

His normal accent thickening under the stress of the moment. "It's not like we can yell 'Hey don't eat us we feed ya chocolate all the time."

[mrcoffeejones.livejournal.com]

Ianto goes to make a quick escape into the tree and he listens to Myfanwy screech in frustration at her escaped meal. "She's not going to give up." He just huddles there with the others on the tree. "Just don't move and she might forget we're in here."

And she's going to watch that tree and stick her beak into it. "We can't just stay in here all day either." Ianto's nervous and he knows the girl well. "She's persistent when she wants something."

[x-terror-girl.livejournal.com]

"Always been yer problem, Patrick. Ya can't be sneaky." Angie hops back under the cover of the tree to make room for the boys. There's some grubs in there that she's been considering and they'd better not steal them or else.

"Shit. Move!" Angie looks around for a safe haven, finding a squirrel hole which she climbs into. It's not exactly roomie but if they squish all three should fit in there. "Hurry up 'fore ya end up dino chow!"

[terrorxtrahot.livejournal.com]

Patrick climbs in after Angie grumbling. "I can so be sneaky," he says scooting over so that Ianto can find some space too. He eyes the grubs his stomach growling but decides to go for preening his feathers instead. He isn't sure he's that flexible.

[mrcoffeejones.livejournal.com]

Ianto follows the others into the tree, the grubs look good to his pigeon mind but the human mind will hold off for street pizza. He listens to Myfanwy's squawk and he just hopes she leaves soon.

"I just hope she goes away.." Ianto's uncomfortable and not happy at being completely incapable of defending himself outside of hiding. Myfawny eventually leaves the tree and the trio of pigeons behind.

Then there's the grubs, ugh it's not a good idea to think of something that's almost alien looking is food. "Sneaking is part of the job. I believe it's a requirement to work with Torchwood."

[x-terror-girl.livejournal.com]

Angie's not above grubs, or the bit of twisting it takes to get them out. Trouble is, she's not a very good pigeon. She tries to use use talons to get the food but it doesn't work out very well.

Then there's the squawk of Myfanwy and Angie hops closer to the base of the tree. "We could always hide in a squirrel hole."

[terrorxtrahot.livejournal.com]

"Watch the toes Angie," Patrick says trying to get away from her scraping feet and ending up closer to Ianto. Deciding the hell with it he starts to preen his boyfriend's feathers just for something to do.

"Only if it's bigger," he says muffled under feathers, "and close. Otherwise she'll out fly us."